The Community of Gangster paradise is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working, devout population of 391 million Gangster paradiseans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.2%.

The strong Gangster paradisean economy, worth 25.2 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 64,411 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, GP-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, international tensions are high as Gangster paradise threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, and well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Gangster paradise's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gangster paradise is ranked 91,021^st in the world and 3,951^st in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 85.65 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.